With the exception of you, I dislike everyone in the room.

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Some people call me Ffern

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

(via gnarly)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via crappybird)

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort